Patrick

by Patrick Darnell


Numb nuts
Buns, four-eyes
Pitter patter
Draftsman
Two-minutes
Barnsmell

Pete,
... Pat-er-ick
Patick Zio
Cognato Grandioso
Cuolo grande
Poindexter
P-Hole
Pitiful Case

Store Planner
Great-Gran’daddy of funk
Naked Party Chairman
Wanker less Tosser
Fly Half Rugger

Guard, Nose Tackle
Deep center
Specialist tugger
Engineer artist abashed
Advanced token
Donor self-harassed
Big Bird
Patrick