The TEXANZ Vote ... You can't Understand This

by Pat Darnell

For Texas to be cool-zz
and vaulted into modern schiz'zes;
it must establish new rule-zz's
that is, all the 'S'es in Texas
should be changed to 'Z'es where 'X'es.

That's Auztin, and Houzton
could move to the rhythm'z
of Dallaz, and New OrleanZ
flowin' like 21st century-isms

Too cool
on the bayou

and no one Mezz's
with things Texazz's ..
LouiZiana we assimilate
then make Vatican City
... our Sister State

just before we Seccess-'Zate
from the US of America reprobates...

... there we are just a donor state;
Federales, they continue to vacillate ...
in quack zeonotrope schiz-ates ...

NEXT Week press:
We presentate ALAZKA state,
put simply, don't mezz
with the Sarah's syndicate.

[pd\Bryan, TX. 04.17.2010]