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Did We Miss Something?
by Pat Darnell
There once was a nubian gal — England’s heptathlete
Rachel, a beauty operator when she doesn’t compete
she got bloody for England’s roans
when she sparred Sara Jones
It seems, Rachel Christie can’t abide when Miss Jones speaks.
Miss Jones, too, you see, is a snoggable feast,
from Manchester, her self, she’s a potable trist
but, she talked in a bar to a faraway crowd
with large lungs in her man chest, too loud
about Rach'el's boyfriend’s gladiator wrists
With round-house on Sara J, Rachel KO’d her!
But, Miss England Rachel, had to withdraw
It's because beauty queens never should brawl
Yet twasn't a problem at all --
For home to boyfriend Rach' went, both so glad, he ate her.
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